Can somebody please find me a blazer to wear with this dress?

Wow wow wow! Slow down! You're going to wear a blazer with that pile of ****?! Tell you what, i'll give you some tips on how to look great. First, bin that ******* dress, and buy yourself a formal paul smith shirt in blue with white collar. Then buy a saville row tie in gold. This shirt and tie combonation works a treat. The buy a salzo gogonya suit in midnight black. This is a great combination of clothing, and is one of the most formal and smartest available today. Make sure you do up your tie nice' n' tight, for an extra smart appearance! Good luck! You'll have all the girls in no time! And remember, boys dont wear dresses, they wear ties! Remember what gender you are!